Funny Little Kids- Funny Kids Sayings
Funny Little Kids Sayings & Stories
Little Girl on the Playground – Funny Little Kid
0673 days
One day we had our classes outside on the playground, and some of the children yelled “snake!!!” so we went to look.
They were hearing the ‘locust’ buzzing sound; so they said “What is that noise?” and 1 little girl said “its probably a croket “meaning cricket”
So funny!
Conversation between Me and my Son
1705 days
Me: (looking down at myself) Ugh… I’m fat….
James: (looks over at me) Mom, you’re not fat. You’ve just got a lot of body…
I didn’t think the park was such fun
0705 days
My granddaugher, when three years old was talking to me on the phone.
“She had been out with her daddy and stated “Daddy and I went to the constipation park nanny!”
I think she meant conservation park.
Funny Little Kid says: Do you decorate your eyelashes?
0705 days
The other day at work a little boy in my class came up to me and said, “Mrs. Robinson do you decorate your eyelashes?”
I said, “What do you mean?”
He said, “Well sometimes my mom decorates her eyelashes to.”
I realized he meant my mascara so I said, “Oh, yes. I decorate my eyelashes everyday before I come to school.”
Then he said, “I like it.” Hahahaha So CUTE!
Funny Kids – No Sleep
1855 days
My daughter was giving me such a hard time going to bed…So after I was in and out of her room I finally said;
“That’s it Sarah, I’m done!”
She looked at me and said;
“You’re not done with me yet, Mommy!”
….Seriously?! I just started laughing..
Funny Kids – I Like Babies
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Our dinner conversation tonight:
Suzi: “When I get older, there’s gonna be a baby in my stomach. I like babies”…
Me: “How is it going to get in your stomach?”…
Suzi: “When I’m sleeping!”
My Wife: “Who will be the baby’s daddy?”
Suzi: “Johnny” (Johnny is a friends child)
