One day we had our classes outside on the playground, and some of the children yelled “snake!!!” so we went to look.
They were hearing the ‘locust’ buzzing sound; so they said “What is that noise?” and 1 little girl said “its probably a croket “meaning cricket”
Me: (looking down at myself) Ugh… I’m fat….
James: (looks over at me) Mom, you’re not fat. You’ve just got a lot of body…
My granddaugher, when three years old was talking to me on the phone.
“She had been out with her daddy and stated “Daddy and I went to the constipation park nanny!”
I think she meant conservation park.
The other day at work a little boy in my class came up to me and said, “Mrs. Robinson do you decorate your eyelashes?”
I said, “What do you mean?”
He said, “Well sometimes my mom decorates her eyelashes to.”
I realized he meant my mascara so I said, “Oh, yes. I decorate my eyelashes everyday before I come to school.”
Then he said, “I like it.” Hahahaha So CUTE!
My daughter was giving me such a hard time going to bed…So after I was in and out of her room I finally said;
“That’s it Sarah, I’m done!”
She looked at me and said;
“You’re not done with me yet, Mommy!”
….Seriously?! I just started laughing..
A friend of mine says to her 6 yr. old son: “How are you feeling today?”
6 yr. old son says: “I feel like a $100…but when I was sick I felt like $1″
Our dinner conversation tonight:
Suzi: “When I get older, there’s gonna be a baby in my stomach. I like babies”…
Me: “How is it going to get in your stomach?”…
Suzi: “When I’m sleeping!”
My Wife: “Who will be the baby’s daddy?”
Suzi: “Johnny” (Johnny is a friends child)